David Fletcher

UK

Software engineer

Customer:- "This Martini is stirred"
Waiter:- "I'm sorry Mr Bond, we've run out of glasses with the shaken instruction domino tags"

Seriously, just what the hell do they think they're playing at? Trying to prove that evolution will remove legs if they're not needed to go to the bar to order a drink?

Judging by the photographs it would be impossible to get legs under this ridiculous table anyway. But we still need legs to go for a pee. Or has microsoft now come up with a bar room table with integrated toilet? An itoilet perhaps?